I JUST WANT TO HAVE FUN. FUN WITH CANDY, OKAY? WHAT? WHY? BECAUSE A LITTLE FUN NEVER HURT ANYONE. THAT'S WHY, CROTCH.
Anywho, clearly the people who invented candy feel that "small" = "fun". Well, it's probs more fun to ingest 12 pieces of Fun Size candy rather than consuming one dumb bar. But if you do that, you're most likely a slovenly fool. And probs not "fun" at all. So, yeah.
