He's small. He's petite. He's James Madison.
At 5 feet 4 inches and just under 100 pounds, President James Madison was the smallest American president of all time. A politician, a philosopher, a Founding Father and a Commander in Chief... Was there anything our pint-sized 4th president couldn't do? Oh yes there was.
President Madison wasn't built to outweigh a fat manchild.
He certainly couldn't change a lightbulb like Marcus here can.
He wouldn't be able to help these ladies reach that silly hanger.
He probably could not shoot hoops with Hector and Dave (though there's a chance).
It's doubtful he could drive a whip.
But despite his diminutive size, James Madison stayed on top. He took one for the American team. Way to go.
