PART I
Apparently, people take the size of rice cakes very seriously.
Here's a real-life scenario overheard at my office:
Person A:
I'm hungry.
Person B:
"Would you like a rice cake?"
Person A [emphatically]:
"Oh hells no."
Person B [waving rice cake bag]:
"You sure?"
Person A [with renewed enthusiasm]:
"Oh, they're mini rice cakes?"
Person B:
"Yup. You want one now?"
Person A [with stern conviction]:
"Yes, please."PART II
(the better part)
I got this priceless image result when I googled "person eating mini rice cake".
Meet Chef Sex Pot (pictured here with some pans). His real name is Carlos Fernandez. Apparently he is (or was) a chef in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Oh, and he was a contestant on Top Chef 2 (who knew?). But where is his rice cake???????????? I don't know.
For more information on this picture-perfect "shy-guy" chef, check out his blog. It'll really make you feel smarter.
And consider the size of your rice cakes, please.
