Sure, I'm partial to a good horse race from time to time. The hats, the juleps, the horsies, all lovely indeed. But you know what I like the most?
Those crazy horse names!
Here are a few cool Shetlands I know and, while they haven't (yet) won me any trophies, they happen to have prize-winning crazy horse names. Meet my little ponies.

Tender Thunder
A mini pony. A mighty will.

Tell Me No Lies, Just Dance
Sheer, unstoppable rhythm.

Raging Slumber
Not to be confused with Shhh, Don't Tell My Friends.