Mini Pony Showdown

Back off, Thumbelina.

Einstein is born.

April 22, 2010

Weighing just around 6 lbs., this peanut pony is the smallest one of all. Welcome to the world, young foal. We are so happy to have you!

Well, most of us. When I broke the news to Thumbelina she wet her pants, cried and said she had no comment. She still hasn't left her pink and purple rhinestone pony castle, and apparently she destroyed her beloved "World's Smallest Cute Baby Pony" tiara. Oh well.

Long live Einstein!

Gymnasts

Gymnasts are small things.

I like gymnasts. They can do lots of gnarly stuff because they're small. Just look at my roster of runty BFFs and I swear you'll like them, too.

Meet Rubin; 114 pounds of mighty will.

(R.I.P.)

Fist pumping in a deep lunge is Sara's forte.

Raquelle: bitchy

Poor Ken has to duct tape his breasts before every routine.

Janet is now behind bars.

Despite her struggle with diarrhea, Betsy triumphs.

(FYI: You can great deals on gymnasts for summer.)

Mario pulled his crotch but stayed strong.

Minnie is Coach Karl's fave and a virgin for life.

Tanya never stops chasing that ball with her junk.

Paul didn't know it then, but his life was spiraling out of control.

I love all gymnasts. You do amazing things. Keep up the fantastic work.