Polly Pocket

"It's better to have it and not need it, than to need it and not have it."

- A wise man

Just like a Swiss Army knife on a camping trip, or a mini Kleenex pack during flu season, Polly Pocket has you ready for anything. She waits patiently in your pocket for the moment you realize you need a small toy. The moment you must play with something. And thanks to her, you'll always be prepared.

Life comes at you fast; you and your BFFAE are fighting.

Thank god you came prepared with your Arctic Pets Polly Pocket,

complete with four penguins, three huskies and a totally "chill" Polly.

(WAY cooler than a real friend.)

Shit. Your prize-winning guinea pig just died.

Good thing you brought your Italian Holiday Polly Pocket.

What would you do without it?

What the F would you do?

Today is the pits and damn, you could reeeeally use a toy.

Phew! You were smart and brought your Polly Pocket Baby Friends just in case. Thank GOD.

Be prepared. Always.

The end.