Munchy Gives Birth!

Congratulations to Munchy, who recently delivered five beautiful pups.

This is Munchy and her litter of Jack Russells (fresh from her special place). Welcome to the world little ones!

And here's Munchy taking a nap while her little pups suckle her little doggie boobs. Awww!

Wishing you all the best as a new mom, Munchy. We're all so proud of you.

Puppy Surprise

Puppy Surprise

Reaching inside,

your velcro womb,

in my heart I felt

alive.

Tearing them out

with tiny hands,

first three, then four

then five.

Holy shit,

I got them all.

(The most a kid

could get.)

For future thrill,

I put them back

inside my

pregnant pet.

Thanks, Puppy Surprise. I wish my mom never threw you out.